Dagwood

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 06/14/2017 at 11:56 • Filed to: None

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I don’t know if that even counts as part of whatever this theme thing is, but this is a photo a sandwich with many cured meats and I want to bask in its glory with you, my Oppo friends.

awmaster10 > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:02

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Reminds me of the huge sandwiches from the place in Reading Terminal Market in philly

$kaycog > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:03

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Holy cow! And Arby’s thought they had the meats.

Jcarr > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:05

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Looks like you’d develop gout after one bite.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Jcarr 06/14/2017 at 12:07

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It’d probably be worth it, though

Honeybunchesofgoats > awmaster10 06/14/2017 at 12:07

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I miss going to Reading Terminal.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > $kaycog 06/14/2017 at 12:10

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Last time I went to Arbys I was very disappointed in the amount of meat I received on my sandwich.

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:12

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I think I see about 12 different meats and 2 kinds of cheese? Gib now.

awmaster10 > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:15

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I havent been in a while but its the ultimate lunch stop coming into the city from the suburbs in the train.

Honeybunchesofgoats > WilliamsSW 06/14/2017 at 12:16

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I’ve got roast beef, corned beef, pastrami, turkey, ham, bacon, and chicken breast, so seven. Your lunch meat identification skills are much better than mine.

Honeybunchesofgoats > awmaster10 06/14/2017 at 12:17

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I haven’t been there since I was in college, which was years ago. I definitely need to go again soon.

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:17

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I’m just going on color changes, so no, not really. I don’t even care, I’d eat it regardless.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:18

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I just had 3 heart attacks and gained 50 lbs just from looking at that picture.

Christ, I couldn’t imagine finishing that in anything less than a day.

WiscoProud > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:18

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I know science says cured meats will kill me, but eff that. They just taste so damn good.

Honeybunchesofgoats > WiscoProud 06/14/2017 at 12:22

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Life without cured meats is not a life worth living.

Honeybunchesofgoats > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/14/2017 at 12:23

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You could finish that in a day? Are you that Japanese guy who keeps winning hotdog eating contests?

I was thinking that the best part of it having so many cured meats is that I could buy that and spend the next year nibbling on it.

$kaycog > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 06/14/2017 at 12:26

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I guess they want to keep their meats.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:28

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I just spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out how I’d divide it into three meals and a snack. Even then, maybe two days.

I don’t know how big it actually is in person, so the answer could vary further.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > $kaycog 06/14/2017 at 12:29

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“We’ve got the meats * for ourselves and no one else*”

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:34

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This is my new life motto.

Honeybunchesofgoats > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/14/2017 at 12:36

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I’m considering setting up a cult around this idea. You’re welcome to join.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:38

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Count me in damnit.

I couldn’t live without cured meats.

Textured Soy Protein > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:41

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When I make a mildly taller than average sandwich my wife calls it a dagwood. I’m like, just because this has 4 whole slices of turkey on it and a bunch of spinach doesn’t make it a dagwood.

TheHondaBro > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:43

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I have no words. My blood pressure skyrocketed and I had a jillion heart attacks just from looking at that picture.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:45

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I DONT AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT AND OR SANDWICH.

Honeybunchesofgoats > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/14/2017 at 12:49

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I’m lazy, so in terms of dogma, it’s basically Scientology, but Xenu is a pile of prosciutto, Thetans are corned beef, and suppressive persons are vegetarians. We’re keeping the 747s and volcanos, though.

Honeybunchesofgoats > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/14/2017 at 12:50

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MODS I AM REPORTING A VIOLATION OF THE RULES

user314 > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:51

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Looks like they’ve discontinued it, but that’s the Lucky Dill’s Dagwood Sandwich Challenge :

THE DAGWOOD $22.99 Corned beef, pastrami, roast beef, pork, turkey, smoked turkey, ham, salami, bacon, American, Swiss, lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle – with a side of potato salad “THE DAGWOOD CHALLENGE” Eat this 3-lb. meal in 30 minutes or less and join THE DAGWOOD HALL OF FAME!

Honeybunchesofgoats > user314 06/14/2017 at 12:53

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$22.99? That’s a pretty sweet deal.

God, do you think they include the potato salad as part of the challenge?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 12:53

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HEY THIS SANDWICH IS LIBERUL CONSPIRACY THEORY. I DONT WANT THE MICROWAVES TO HEAR WHAT IM THINKING. I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

Honeybunchesofgoats > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/14/2017 at 12:55

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Shit. You got me. If you edit that post so no one else sees it, I’ll let you run a FEMA camp.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 13:00

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Give me two camps and a signed photo of the Lizard People and you got a deal.

user314 > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 13:01

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Far as I can see they did.

Honeybunchesofgoats > user314 06/14/2017 at 13:03

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That’s just mean.

Honeybunchesofgoats > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/14/2017 at 13:06

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One camp and a 30 minute audience with the Lizard King.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 13:10

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BIGLY DEAL AGREED

Honeybunchesofgoats > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/14/2017 at 13:14

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Good. Let us let us seal this partnership through a ritual sacrifice to Rael.

user314 > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 13:41

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Well, they didn’t want to make it too easy....

Frank Grimes > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 23:01

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why? more than one meat you cant even taste the different meats.